Ahhh awards shows. A night of glitz, glamour, and glaring… the latter of course has much to do with bright lights and scornful losers. The pictures below show… well, a typo: it’s actually MY awards show called KYX Music Awards (“Kami Young Xciting!”). but i know how monstrously demanding putting a night together like this is; i have forgiven the errant production team and wished them luck in their future endeavours (in short, they were fired). 

MORE PHOTOS BELOW

Chino: “May extra drink stub ka?”

Me: “Chehhh…pumoposing ako…”

With yaya Mama-san Niña

Warner Music’s Joey V, and Haze Romawac and Ash who are obviously thrilled to be sitting next to me. lalo na si Ash o…!

I gave an award to myself: Hairline of The Year. Kat Gaugler is re-assessing if i deserved it; Sarah Gaugler found her next canvas

Reg and i are actually tall sa personal; behind us, someone tweets about it.

Here i am taking back the awards mistakenly given to Christian Bautista

Sanya Smith will never be nominated… i need a ladder to hand her an award. Too much effort (and equipment). so wag na lang. i have to be careful with the production budget.

Monica and her friend honoured to be between Reg and me. Di lang halata

Miko “Francong Inahit” Pelino and me with the Nominees Bowl. We ask all the nominees to write down their names on little scraps of paper, I close my eyes, reach in… you know the drill.

The winners of course have prizes of their choice!!! Yeng Constantino opted for a soda; Robert Javier got a cellphone; and Tanya Markova’s Iwa Motors is nahihiya to tell me. Winners reminder: the receipt!!! for reimbursements

Badi ‘Mr Bones’ del Rosario with his ‘thank you’ list on his forearm

Vinci Montaner wanting to know why he wasn’t nominated. Well, more facial hair than me. No can do. shave first.

Mong Alcaraz demonstrates the quickest way to get a KYX Award

To offset Christian’s embarrassment of taking awards not meant for him, i offered a glass of water, with ice. he is nice and accepted

Kinikilig talaga mga Tanya Markova boys sa akin so i had them blurred in Photoshop. I’m protecting them publicly this way…